The best Golf Humor
Some of the best golf humor can be enjoyed playing
golf with your friends! At least if you get yourself into some of
the situations that I have been in...... Alternatively I hope you
enjoy my selection of the favorite golf jokes below:
Religious - Leaving the church on Sunday, a man asks
his priest, "Father, is it a sin to play golf on Sunday?........."My
son", says the priest, "I have seen you play golf and for
you it is a sin any day."
Animal - Two men meet on the 17th Tee and decide to
finish off their rounds together. One has a small terrier with him.
On the 17th green, he sinks a 20 foot curling putt and the dog starts
dances around the edge of the green on his hind legs. His partner is
amazed by this and asks, "What does it do if you miss a putt?"
"Somersaults." comes the answer."Somersaults - how many
does he do?" "It depends on how hard I kick him!"
Gimme - A man, and lady ended up playing together
unexpectedly. The lady was a good mid handicap player but she had never
scored in the 70's. On the 18th green she has a put for a 79. After
an interminable wait she is ready and says to her partner, "if
I make this putt, we are going to have a celebration dinner and then
I will make your wildest fantasy come true". "What do you
think?" He says, "looks like a gimme to me"!
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